Morris Marina

The Morris Marina was a supposed replacement for the much loved Morris Minor built by British Leyland between 1971 until 1980. It was really constructed of various old British Leyland parts found lying around the factory and as a consequence was old fashioned, ugly and unreliable. I awoke this morning feeling like a Morris Marina,with mechanical and body parts failing left, right and centre, my right eye being the latest of many. I get patched up each time and relaunched on life,'s highway until the next part inevitably fails.