World pain elevation record

My pain meter scale burst through it's top this morning. OK I accept agony is agony whatever level of measuring scale you use but it is difficult to explain to anyone who has not personally suffered it, particularlly doctors.  I intend going fully armed for my next visit, including a wheelchair and a detailed drug chart. To a doctor treating any leg injury a wheelchair is the ultimate, and very public, admission of failure. I had considered using an elephant but getting on and off could prove difficult, and I am not entirely sure It would fit through the doors or into the lifts